Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Actions speak louder than pants.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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