remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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