I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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