The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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