just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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