I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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