It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
