I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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