i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
wrigley field is MILF paradise
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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