Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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