who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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