we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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