Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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