Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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