Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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