There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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