I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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