let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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