She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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