did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i would punch a child for taco bell
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You can't just leave with hair like that
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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