Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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