So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
