God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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