OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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