Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Sober January is a disaster.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
