If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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