We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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