it was like his penis was on wheels.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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