At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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