So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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