The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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