Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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