ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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