i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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