I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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