My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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