I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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