Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
vagina is talking i cant
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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