come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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