SEEEEXXX PLEASE
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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