theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Randomize
