Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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