Where are you?
In a non slutty way
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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