so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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