Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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