I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
false alarm, still single
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