your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
