Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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