So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
