Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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